-you wipe snotty noses with your bare hand. then wipe your hand on your own pants. (snot is nothing compared to the other bodily fuctions you come in contact with daily!)
-the pharmacy grabs your prescriptions when they see you Krogering...they don't even ask your name anymore. in fact they ask you how Ty or Ace is doing and to see pictures if they aren't with me!
-your desktop calendar resembles a color coded rainbow for the "family calendar" so you can try to have some sort of order to your life.
-your favorite i-phone app's are baby flash cards and ifarted because, well...it's all about educating the kiddos. and...making them laugh!
-your purse resembles a Mary Poppins' bag. there's NO TELLING what you'll find in there.
-you haven't went to the bathroom by yourself in months unless you're at work
-you can't remember the last time you showered without 2 little curious eyes staring at you through the glass shower doors
-the only cardio you're guaranteed to fit in your day is the Hot Digity Dog Dance and the "All Aboard the Choo-Choo train" dance.
-you used to like expensive bling but now all you care about is cheap jewelry that has your kids name or picture on it!
-you become "Ty's Mama" or "Ace's Mama" not "Audrey". And, that's okay. Actually, it's the best thing ever.
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